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RED HATS

A man had just returned from an extended business trip and was feeling very amorous and wanting time alone with his wife. They convinced the older children to go to the movies.

But little Bobby refused to go along.

Finally, Dad hit upon something to keep Bobby busy. He told Bobby that he would pay him $5.00 for every red hat that went by. But he had to sit on the curb to count the hats and that he would check on Bobby after awhile.

After a short while Bobby ran into the house and began knocking on his parents bedroom door and began yelling: "DAD IF YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING SCREWED IN THERE YOU OUGHT TO COME OUTSIDE! THERE'S A SHRINER'S CONVENTION GOING BY!"

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