Masonic Mice

At the monthly Building Society meeting much discussion raged about the problem of mice in the Lodge building.

Of course several suggestions on how to be rid of them were offered.

Mouse traps. mouse poison. Buy a cat. Call an exterminator.

The building manager took all this advice under consideration and it was agreed that at the next meeting he would make a report on his progress.

Sure enough at the next meeting he was questioned .

Did you use my idea of a cat? Did you use mine of traps?

Finally he said, "All the mice are gone."

All wanted to know how he had accomplished such a feat.

"Well...I swore all the mice in as MM and have not seen them since!"