the Masonic structure

Leaps tall buildings in a single bound

Is more powerful than a locomotive

Is faster than a speeding Bullet

Walks on Water

Gives policy to GOD

Leaps short buildings in a single bound

Is more powerful than a switch engine

Is just as fast as a speeding bullet

Walks on water if the sea is calm

Talks with God

Leaps short buildings with a running start

And a favourable wind

Is almost as powerful as a switch engine

Is faster than a speeding BB

Walks on water on an indoor swimming pool

Talks with God if a special dispensation is received

Barely clears a Nissan hut

Loses a tug of war with a locomotive

Can fire a speeding bullet

Swims well

Is occasionally addressed by God

Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap tall buildings

Is run over by a locomotive

Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self injury

Dog paddles

Talks with animals

Runs into buildings

Recognises locomotives two out of three times

Is not issued ammunition

Can stay afloat with a life preserver

Talks to walls

Falls over doorsteps when trying to enter buildings

Says "look at the Choo-choo"

Wets himself with a water pistol

Plays in mud puddles

Mumbles to himself

Lifts buildings and walks under them

Kicks locomotives off the track

Catches speeding bullets in his mouth and eats them

Freezes water with a single glance

He is GOD!!!