Catholic Medical

One day a Doctor was asked to give a Jewish fellow a physical.

The fellow informed the Doctor that "I will only allow myself to be examined by someone with Kosher hands".

Realizing how much this meant to the fellow, the Doctor asked the staff if there were any Jewish Doctors on any of the floors of the hospital.

He was told that there was a Jewish Doctor that worked on the 8th floor.

The Doctor called him and explained his situation and asked if he could come to the 2nd floor and perform the examination for him.

The Jewish Doctor exclaimed

"I have my own problems here to take care of, I have 5 Catholics who won't pee in a mason jar!"