Police Officer – He Will Understand

A Brother was driving home after a Lodge meeting, and a festive board which had consisted on many takings of wine.

Sure enough a blue light followed the car, and he pulled over to the side of the road.

Thinking that the policeman might be a Freemason, he placed his driving license and insurance documents in his ritual book.

When the police officer asked for his driving license he made a great play of taking it from his ritual book, but the policeman made no reaction whatsoever.

The same with his insurance documents.

He was then asked to blow into the breathalyzer which proved positive.

He gave the sign of distress, which was ignored.

The policeman started to write notes in his pocket book.

At this point, the Brother was needing to go to the toilet, so asked the Police Officer if he could retire to the bushes in order to restore himself to his personal comforts.