The Structure of the
Lodge
The Worshipful
Master
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than an Intercity Express
Is faster
than a speeding bullet
Walks on water
Gives policy to
God
The Senior Warden
Leaps short
buildings with a single bound
Is more powerful than a
goods train
Is just as fast as a speeding bullet
Walks
on the water if the sea is calm
Talks with God
The Junior Warden
Leaps short
buildings with a running start and a favourable wind
Is
almost as powerful as a goods train
Is faster than a
speeding airgun pellet
Walks on water of a swimming pool
Talks with God if special dispensation is given
The Senior Deacon
Barely clears a
garden hut
Loses a tug-of-war with a train
Can fire a
speeding bullet
Swims well
Is occasionally addressed
by God
The Junior Deacon
Makes
high marks on the wall when trying to leap buildings
Is
run over by trains
Can sometimes handle a gun without
inflicting self-injury
Doggie paddles
Talks with the
animals
The Inner Guard
Runs into
buildings
Recognizes trains two out of three times
Is
not issued ammunition
Can stay afloat with a life vest
Talks to walls
The
Steward
Falls over doorsteps when trying to enter
buildings
Says "Look at the choo choo's"
Wets himself
with a water pistol
Plays in mud puddles
Mumbles to
himself
The Secretary
Lifts
buildings and walks under them
Kicks trains off the
tracks
Catches speeding bullets in his mouth and eats them
Freezes water with a single glance
He is God!
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